Substitutes

I really hate substitute teachers. They usually aren't any fun, especially the subs at my school. I shall explain.

Yesterday, my chorus teacher was out because she had to go to the doctors office so we had a sub. Yay! That meant no singing and we got to watch a musical. Along with the musical we had to write a one page summary but that's nothing, I wrote mine about the first ten minutes XD Anyways, our sub was a jackass, pardon my French if you will. I was working on my Biology homework (like the smart person I am) and she rudley asks why I'm not working on my essay. Well, if you are a smart person, you'd think that, oh, she's probably done already but no. Dumb sub went asked why I wasn't done and she, being the stupid person she is, didn't understand how I could be done if ten minutes had passed. Showed her my essay and she asked why I would write any more. HELLO? Maybe I've completed what was asked and I don't go over the limit. That ever pass through your pea sized brain?

Ah, but it didn't end there. Ends up I had to go to the bathroom, like I usually do in chorus. I went up to ask her after Hannah got back and she threw a fit over it. Said something like 'Since I let one person go now everyone is going to ask.' Well, hun, people naturally have to pee. It's the circle of life. A monkey could tell you that. But, then, Joe asked to go ten minutes after I sat down. Any person that knows Joe will tell you that when he has to go, he has to go. He asked, she said no, he ran out of the room to go pee. Well, that's Joe for you. Then, get this, she goes and calls the office to ask if we're allowed to go and pee.

Then, Joe got back. And get this, I held in my need to go for forty-five minutes and not once did she call me to where she was to tell me I could go pee. I even told I couldn't hold the mother-fucking asshole, pardon my French again. I feel sorry for the kids in Coach K's room today. IT was there sub. Yes, she is not human. She is an IT! She wouldn't let me go potty!......I just sounded like a four year old, didn't I? But, it got better when we went to lunch. He told a story where his teacher wouldn't let a stupid go to the bathroom and he went in the classroom.....in his pants. I felt sorry for the kid but I felt better about the whole not being able to go to the bathroom.