I wrote this after school ended because my friend, Cori, had a dream our other friend, Eric, got stuck in a window and it was hilarious. I hope you enjoy The Adventures of Eric and Yoder (contains several real-life experiances)
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a school called "J.N.F.". This school was a special school for a group of friends. In three years the school had made them the closest of friends. But, high school loomed over them and the friends were split up into three schools, Central, J.M.R., and H.R..
Most of the group was split up between J.M. and H.R. but one went to Central and another attended a private school. Although they were split, they still tried to maintain the close bond they had once held dear. They hung out at the mall, went to see movies, hung out to the park or went out to eat with each other. They did anything to hold onto their bond.
As the end of their first year ended, two members of the group decided to visit H.R.. This, is where our story begins.
"I don't think this was a good idea."
"Well, I think it's a brilliant idea."
"Yoder, you're not the one stuck in the window!"
"Good thing I'm not."
"Why? Tell me why?"
"Well, one reason is I'm too big to fit."
"More like fat."
"And two, it's funny to see you PMS up there."
"I don't have PMS!!!!"
Although this conversation may seem like two idiots arguing-…..Actually it is two idiots arguing. But, that's beside the point. Eric and Yoder were sneaking into H.R. on the second to last day of exams. Eric wanted to go through the front door but, Yoder wanted to go the dangerous and fully idiotic way. Through a bathroom window. As Eric had stated before, he was stuck in the window because he was the smallest of the pair. Eric, being the smart person he is, decided to go legs first and was now stuck at his stomach (it was a small window).
"I swear, you guys keep on getting more and more idiotic every time I see you."
Looking at the next window over, which was larger, they noticed fellow friend, Kat, leaning out of it.
"What're you doing here? Shouldn't you be taking an exam," Yoder asked pointing an accusing finger at the girl.
"It's called an exam exception," Kat rolled her eyes," Then again only smart people know about them."
"Hey! I take that offensively!" Yoder shouted.
"Do you even know what 'offensively' means?" Eric asked. Yoder remained silent proving Eric right.
"By the way, why are you guys here?"
"Visiting you, Cori, Casey, Rachael, Hannah, and Alyssa," Yoder named off the names of people.
"And to meet these people called Grant, Carson, and Tony," Eric explained further.
"Shouldn't have you guys used the front door? You could have got a visitor's pass or something like that?"
"I WILL KILL YOU WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE!!!!"
After getting Eric unstuck, the boys had enjoyed a half an hour in the gym with Cori, Kat, and another boy named David. Eric also decided to kill Yoder later since he had an enjoyable time. They had also annoyed a girl named Mary to tears during their time in the gym. Then came their first lunch with Kat and Cori, they had set Sheri's pants on fire (Yoder swore it was a trick of the light), made loads of noise to attract the attention of the administration and then blamed it upon Carys…Cars…..whatever. Not to mention they had also snuck off with enough bag lunches to feed everyone at their table.
Needless to say, it was an enjoyable lunch period with many laughs until the cafeteria staff noticed they were missing several lunches and found it to be Yoder and Eric on the security tapes. The two boys were chased off the premises and they kept running until they reached Eric's house a many miles away.
"I, will never do that again," Eric gasped between breathes.
"Save that statement for next year," Yoder said after he had regained his breath," Tomorrow we're doing Danny's school."
"Never mind killing you later, I think I'll kill you now!"
"Crap."
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